So here it is the second blog of Pole Dancer. I almost feel like Perez Hilton tapping away at the keyboard, except in my case I don’t have an alternate Mexican name. Not sure if that would make me more sexually attractive anyway. Stefano Juan-Carlos-Whito. I’ll leave that one open to discussion.
Will post the infamous Cherry Blossom from last week, if it’s that popular I will give him his own page. Ooooh, that’s rather sexist and politically incorrect to just assume the Cherry Blossom tree is male. To save arguments face I’m happy to call it Mrs. Cherry Blossom.
This morning I am rather sore and I don’t mind saying “Curse you Hiroshima Nagassaki Wikimakedo!!! ….. Curse you and your damn Wii Fit it’s found muscles that I once thought were meant for digesting food, and now are trying to escape from my stomach and have their own bloody TV show” I’m not quite sure if Hiroshima Nagassaki Wikimakedo would actually understand what I was talking about but with my thespian skills I’m sure my facial expressions whilst having my rant would scare him back to China Town; which is rather ironic considering that he is Japanese.
So whilst driving to TAFE this morning I thought I would try a different stream of music, as much as I love Vera Lynn I put her back in the phonograph box and said “Goodnight Sweetheart”. Whilst singing loudly “There’ll Always Be an England!” can get you some strange looks at the Moss Street lights, so it would appear is Gloria Gaynor and “I Will Survive”. This is much more exciting because I can actually re-enact the dance moves… bah the legs because one has to remain on the brake pedal. However, I can fling my arms and fingers (spirit fingers) in many different locations.
But now I hold my head up high , and you see me somebody new , I'm not that chained up little person still in love with you, and so you feel like droppin' in, crap! Speed hump. Curse you TAFE and your tasteless speed hump, and curse you TAFE for making me curse twice in one morning, does one go to the sixth circle of Hell for this? I don’t think so, that’s reserved for Kyle Sandilands at present … I’m happy just to sit in the waiting room.
Clothes are out on the line, had more socks then my sock hanger would allow so I had to use extra pegs which was a gross injustice to the world of sock hangers, or even underwear hangers. I multitask when I’m doing my washing line chores I can have all my socks and undies together on their own hangers and the neighbours think that’s just tops! How do I know this? Well … and this is the real juicy gossip, the other week I noticed that they had purchased their own sock / undies hanger… not sure what it is as I haven’t seen them actually hang anything out on it yet. They have a really small white dog, perhaps when they bath it they could hang it out? I’ll leave that open to discussion too and for the RSPCA to leave their calling card in my mailbox.
XOXO
Gossip Girl
I realise my homework was to think of something more creative than pinching Channel 9’s hit teenybopper show…. But I have failed. (It was the hula hooping I tell ya’ !)